It’s an elite keyboard

God no, man. The obligatory black alternate, black trim, black drop shadow across every sport was terrible. I am very glad to see teams’ embracing their own colors again as they did in the 70s.

Good point. There is no carryover of talent that was purchased in the recent past, and the only measure of wealth injection applies to this immediate ten-month window.

Well, shit.

Ha, that is true. He always sounds like he’s in the middle of a segment with Stephen A.

Maybe I’ve been brainwashed from playing FIFA but I’m partial to Martin Tyler and his laconic style.

Twellman is all right but needs to learn that not every moment of a game requires human voice injection.

“Huh? It WAS all-ball, ref!”

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

Buzz Bissinger once said he punched a wall when he found out about this movie, especially because Friday Night Lights (the film) was running into trouble. But really, he had just read that week’s Balls Deep.

He would’ve lost that bet when Salah made it 6-0, anyway.

Virgil is such a fucking rock. He wins every header, remains calm under pressure, and has elevated Lovren from a shit first choice to good second choice.

She needs a “It’s not your fault” hug.

Reminds me of my favorite Don’t Hold Me Back, Bro pic. RIP Yordano.

How the hell can anyone not vote for Gandalf Hernandez?

He was my choice. The juxtaposition of the fantastical and the generic really tickles my funny bone.

LeBron wore it best

As a long, long time fan of Francesa’s: When was he not a heel?

Boras was right.