If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

Buzz Bissinger once said he punched a wall when he found out about this movie, especially because Friday Night Lights (the film) was running into trouble. But really, he had just read that week’s Balls Deep.

He would’ve lost that bet when Salah made it 6-0, anyway.

Virgil is such a fucking rock. He wins every header, remains calm under pressure, and has elevated Lovren from a shit first choice to good second choice.

She needs a “It’s not your fault” hug.

Reminds me of my favorite Don’t Hold Me Back, Bro pic. RIP Yordano.

How the hell can anyone not vote for Gandalf Hernandez?

He was my choice. The juxtaposition of the fantastical and the generic really tickles my funny bone.

LeBron wore it best

As a long, long time fan of Francesa’s: When was he not a heel?

Boras was right.

That is exactly how a competent team should be managed.

According to prosecutors, 32-year-old Tan Jia Yan ran the operation

Pff, the Falcons played an entire season with a giant butthole in their roof.

Davis also praised Russ for playing some niggardly defense this season.

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Has Cristiano ever done a situp in his life?

Salah’s gentle disposition is a stark contrast to his pharaohciousness on the pitch.