“Hi I’m Kylie Moy, and I’m going to shoot confetti guns at my dad.”

Good job by you!

Nah man he’s more like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights. Or actually on second thought he’s more like Casey in Good Will Hunting. Hmm but then again he also reminds me of Baldwin in the Departed.

The key to preventing cloggage, friends, is to flush as the payload drops, not wait until the end when the bowl has already turned into Dresden.

I think they actually protected / rewarded him by—way of Cena and Cole—emphasizing how impressive and driven he was last night. And as Dan wrote, the last time Cena lost clean on Raw was Obama’s first year in the office. This ain’t nothing.

How to Handle an Asshole Fan

NBA guys hear the anthem more than just about anyone, except MLB players, so they can spot a train wreck.

Oh, ha. I read “didn’t brag” differently from what you meant.

No chef’s knife?

Daulerio I’d see why, but bashful about reading Craggs?

I worked from home today and uttered nothing but three words (“It’ll be credit” at grocery checkout line) all day. Then I just read this bit and laughed out loud, full throat. Fucking Craggs, man.

We missed you, Hatey.

Someone with even a sliver of empathy and curiosity would know that cozy relationship with The Authorities is a privilege and not everyone has such privilege.

Yeah, UEFA will really maintain order and punish them to the letter of the law.

I want to see sad Coutinho walking off Anfield stands after his shiny new club get bounced in the semis.

Man I just know this will go nowhere but here.

Hear, hear.

“[To] the exclusion of everything else”?

Some very fine people running both sides. But mostly, er, one one side.

No, not in Russia.