You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

I think Rio is good enough for the full comic

To be fair, how could they have possibly predicted wind at the sailing venue?

At the Copa...Copacabana.

GG Allin and Lydia Lunch used to run a version of it on old dudes who would come down to the Village from Manhattan to creep on teenage punk girls. Allin learned it from William S Burroughs himself, who learned it in Rio. It’s like Nietzsche said: Time, it’s cyclical as fuck.

He’s probably just jealous of Vanessa Carlton- she can actually draw fans to the Garden.

There he is, harshing the team’s melo.

Team USA’s fearless leader was not amused. #meloface

Ah the old pinch and puke. This con takes me back to the 1940s

But “perfectly fine” shouldn’t be how we judge someone who’s been planning this campaign for the last decade. I don’t know why we can’t address the fact that she isn’t a great public speaker. Michelle Obama is able to sound strong, sincere, and energetic in a way that I did not get from HIllary. When Nina Turner…

Okay Blake

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

That’s why everybody hates me

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.