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The overwhelming whiteness is like “WHOA!”

Aimee are you saying next Ghostbusters reboot will be starring pets? Would also watch.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

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CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

I, for one, have always been a huge fan of The Mothman Prophecies.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

That’s a 6-2 double play to the layperson.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

He's probably really bus... He'll be there in 10.

Paul, we're gonna need to see a picture of your mom.

Ryan: Because you spent a whole paragraph explaining why you weren't at this concert of your own volition, I am now convinced that you were.