Agree with 2 through 4, but Louis CK is basically right about Common Core.

There was also a French man at our table who asked us two questions in a very thick accent, and then spent the rest of the evening vacantly staring into space, playing on his phone and laughing, and stroking his wine glass. His entire shtick has left me permanently baffled.

Armageddon? Fury takes Bruce Willis movies way too seriously.

I agree, but there are a lot of near identical stories about Bill Clinton. But Hillary isn’t her husband.

Actually, her statement doesn’t identify her as the aggressor, it indicates mutual verbal and physical abuse from the subway ride to their apartment. I don’t see a hero, villain or chief instigator here, but it looks like she the worst of it physically.

I agree women can be abusive. I don’t agree that because she hit him first his reaction can’t be defined as domestic violence.

You’re right that it is up to a court to decide guilt. But its not true women get the benefit of the doubt. Rhianna also has anger issues and was allegedly physical with Chris Brown before he beat her. I don’t see that much difference between that case and this one. Is being white an advantage? Yes. Is being a white…

Women don’t get the benefit of the doubt generally, regardless of race. Progressive platforms like Jezebel take the view that women’s claims of violence and/or rape are often not believed or taken seriously, a view that is backed up by a lot of evidence (Bill Cosby, NFL, Colleges, Frats etc.). They both sound highly…

I think of Penn as a lot more talented than Brown, but his record of violent outbursts in his youth is remarkably similar.

Not you too. This mass exodus is bumming me out. Good luck at the New Republic.

I don’t think people love Sean Penn, at least judging by Gun Men’s box-office, but its fair to say his violence is not treated the same as Brown’s. He must have been on TDSw/ John Stewart and The Colbert Report half a dozen times.

Hot Muslim celebrities in love is the answer to our prayers. Not even Islamophobia can defeat industrial strength ‘Shipping.

This seems like the perfect excuse to reference Quint’s monologue in Jaws about the sinking of the Indianapolis. The lesson: don’t fuck with the sea.

My rule of thumb is to let the jeans I just wore sit a day, until they forget what they use to smell like. Luckily jeans don’t have long term memory.

The answer to this question is Rocky, III & IV. Based on reviews, it seems like Creed should be next, followed by Rocky Balboa. II isn’t bad, it’s just that nobody cares, and Rocky V was awful.

Porn, internet and cheeseburgers... who says God doesn’t love America?

I don’t think there is any coordinated attack that can defeat the German National team.

I don’t think that firing seems like the best way of resolving this issue, but I think her (unrequested) letter to the student body showed a lack of sensitivity. She is not a random professor, she has an student oversight role and part of responsibility is disciplining students who might, for example, wear a costume…

If only they could send him to a women’s prison.

Calm black men are Trump’s bete noire.