“Dear Mr. President. I have seen Aladdin. Jafar was very sneaky. Are you sure we can trust Iran?”

First, let’s establish that Matt Damon is wrong, diversity both in front of and behind the camera is important.

She was noticeable as a crack addict in her first role in Jungle Fever, sympathetic as the love interest in Boomerang, surprisingly effective in the awful Swordfish, great in Introducing Dorothy Dandridge and Monster’s Ball. That is the most generous scorecard I can give her. I think terrible is too harsh (have you…

She gets work because she is really beautiful. Seriously, I can’t stand her as Storm, don’t like most of her films and believe she isn’t a very nice person. I still find her ridiculously attractive.

Kye Fortune? Shouldn’t your suspicions be slightly raised when your internet paramour has a name that sounds like a character on General Hospital?

Sounds like a regular bridge club night to me.

I am more disturbed that there are no people of color in the Hollywood premiere scene at the end of the video. Where’s the hot black producer?

They were not harassing her and they don’t work with her. Sexual harassment against women is real, pervasive and should not be diminished. But we all objectify. I’m in an office and observe women objectifying men all the time. This site has a regular column devoted to men’s thighs.

I saw no assumptions about her intelligence or willingness to engage in sexual activity. The officer’s reference to her character (bitch) was directly based on his wife’s assessment. And women at work have these conversations too.

I’ll admit it: this woman is talented, brilliant and funny. She’s won me over.

Those are the longest “Team” names ever. But who wouldn’t want to be Team Black Scientist?

Who’s ripping Wilmore? Everyone who forgot that John Stewart didn’t become John Stewart overnight, all the correspondents took a while to find their footing and rhythm (took forever for Al Madrigal to sound natural) and even the legendary Colbert Report evolved and improved over time.

and true.

Any tips on how to burn a 2008 Volkswagen Golf? My parents are on a fixed income.

I honestly think this guy may be a psychopath. The smile that always seems fake and never matches the expression in his eyes. The reckless, combative thrill seeking of provocative behavior, even to the point of making jokes in the wake of mass shootings. Not even his fellow Republican senators can stand him, which…

I’ll miss you Roddy. We’ll always have Frogtown.

Egads, Sir, you speak heresy! Give women pants and they may attempt to read or —heaven forbid — perform stand up comedy.

The caricature is not racist at all, Kevin Johnson is scum and the NAACP is sclerotic, dysfunctional organization that is doing a piss poor job of policing its local chapters. That’s how you get the L.A. NAACP giving Donald Sterling two lifetime achievement awards and the Spokane chapter making Rachel Dolezal its…

You rule.

That suave, confident expression goes perfectly with the inability to understand common words.