I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Appropriate

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

When you put it like that, you really can’t afford not to buy it.

When you put it like that, you really can’t afford not to buy it.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

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HEADLINE should have been:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I can see you

She can come back to my pad

Nope. He’s gonna repeal it and make Congress pass a single-payer health care act: The Trump Wellth Care & Casino Insurance Act of 2017.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Gosh darn it! I wanna let my childern see a bunch of men assault each other, inflict great bodily harm, and give each other brain injuries. I didn't wanna see no sex show. This is sposed to be family programmin.