Friend - has it really gotten weirder, or are we just older and more sober now?

We can throw blame around until the end of time, or we can focus and neuter that sack of rancid pigeon meat in two years and then get it out of the White House in four.

About five months after the Three Seashells Act is signed into law.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Some players are suggesting, for example, to acquire a legit 3DS by purchasing one, extracting its information and injecting it into the banned 3DS, and then returning the new 3DS to retailers—potentially fucking over whoever goes on to buy that system in the future.

Hello welcome to Jalopnik you must be new here we have cars and engines and things that go fast too please stay awhile

This. The typical Jalopnik/Deadspin/Jezebel/etc. reader likely skews much younger than the typical Trump voter. For this website, at this time in history, the editorial slant is right on target.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

A little old roll in the hay is always nice!

Hillary gave speeches to Goldman Sachs! That’s terrible!

So the choice for Secretary of State is now between a homicidal mustache, a serial philanderer who served divorce papers on his wife while she was in the hospital for cancer, and a lisping genital wart with an ill-fitting set of dentures.

Does it matter?

Do we have to always say “fucked”? Is that obligatory now?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

My favorite game! Gets me through the hard times!

Valua is going to take over the world? Plucky sky pirates will save the day.

Balding, bearded guy doing weird shit in Cali?

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.