1. Sept 11th, when I stood on the waterfront in Jersey City and watched the towers come down and held all my friends who had parents working in WTC who they hadn’t heard from yet.

I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

I need this reenacted in a movie.

True story: I had the plague last week, but my husband was only in town for 2 days this month (!!) and I thought, plague or no plague, this dude is gonna get me off.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

The president-elect told advisers he wanted to tap Mr. Pence’s Washington experience and contacts to help move the process along

Of millennials who voted, they overwhelmingly voted Clinton. Not sure why you’d assume the ones proactive enough to protest are not also the same ones who actually went out and voted.

nah

See, the difference is I’m not questioning Trump’s legitimacy as president. He won it fair and square in our shitshow of an election process. I don’t literally believe he’s not the president like the Obama haters did. But he does not represent anything I stand for or any of the values that actually make America great.…

Do you live in the Boston suburbs and couldn’t make the protests this week. My wife is planning a protest tomorrow (Saturday November 12th) at the Common. This is a chance for those feeling down and isolated to find like minded people and vent a little of that rage, anger, and sorrow they have among friendly, like…

I posted a pic of the “Not My President” sign that’s in my window and a lot of people on here gave me shit about it. You can respect the law (yes, he is my president) while symbolically rejecting everything the man stands for (no, he will never be my president). Good for these kids. Once the dust is settled I hope…

I plan to give Trump every ounce of respect that the right showed to Obama for the last eight years.

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

Harry Reid seems so milquetoast, and then when you least expected it he came out swinging.

but he’s not a successful businessman. If fact, everything he’s done on his own has been an abject failure. His focus is going to be figuring out ways to funnel public money into his pockets.