That was the truest thing I heard all night, and I took it as my sign to shut off the tv.

Ted Cruz’s lip booger will remain the most haunting moment of this election. I deeply fear it will be the last thing I think of before I die.

Which make it the most interesting article...in the wuuurld.

Yes, with the additional hassle of buying and selling them, plus the taxes.

So, basically, you’re - ummm - leasing your cars?

I don’t know man, to each their own, but there’s a wonderful thing about a car that fits like an old glove.

I took the test and I got this

This is quite possibly the most idiotic and nonsensical automotive rant I’ve ever come across.

Do the BMW drivers who fail to use a turn signal have to listen to an incessant flasher relay clicking noise?

Megacities, you say?

My son is going as Eleven.

Dance magic dance

This isn’t a costume but he did get a cup stuck on his head. A year or so ago you lovely people helped me with a Go Fund Me campaign after he ate a bunch of ribbon. He hasn’t gotten any smarter since then.

Submit this next year. You’d win for sure. JESUS CHRIST.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

Congratulations, Mr. crowmolly and Mr. Eddie Brannan, on COTD! I would like to gift you guys with a GTO which this lovely lady will deliver when she is done washing it.

Woah

Got in a family friends 5 series.