Damn, that shit looks good.

Sorry, all I can focus on is the absurd number of I assume Toyota HiAce taxis that don’t get in a wreck.

If you’re open to other charity types give Child’s Play a look it runs primarily for hospitals, but has expanded in recent years to include supporting child domestic violence facilities as well.

That honor must be bestowed upon Ted Cruz, he is the single most preachy motherfucker of them all.

You brilliant bastard, I spit coffee everywhere. The only one to ever make me do that.

Even Data gets how absymally unaware Jan Brewer is.

Congratulations! Its only been three weeks now that I have been on here, being gray sucks, but it is a great form of troll control. My brag I got into the University of Washington and found a flexible part-time job. Now go and have some Pizza

Oh god, when he was hanging from the side with his ass hovering only about 2cm from the ground, it made me clench so tight.

I drive a well maintained inside and out, first gen Mazda Tribute. Bring it on, judge me!

Is Hank Scorpio, your all-time favorite Simpsons character? Because he is my all-time favorite Simpsons character in my all-time favorite Simpsons episode. This is my favorite exchange too:

Please, send someone to tail her. We always needs more of that delicious, “word salad”.

Tell me about it.

The draft thankfully, has not been used since the Vietnam War. It could very well dissappear sooner rather then later. Because of the shift to small strategic strikes brought on by technology, we could very well no longer have to be reliant on a conscripted force.

I really should get this one copyrighted and trademarked.

A sentient half-empty bag of rancid tapioca, Mama June dooched in while on Myrtle Beach after a spray tan.

In my mind the voice of Jeremy Clarkson was reading this. It comes off almost exactly like one of his rants on Top Gear.

I’m not one for irrational fear, but no this guy disturbs my shit to its’ core. I think the glasses frame his eyes in a most menacing way. His whisper and SHOUT approach to presenting does not help either. Its like he is trying to torment us.