So it's like the original but it looks even better. That sounds great.

Plenty of parents took kids to see that. Sitting in the theater watching cartoon patents take their kids oit of yhe Terrance and Phillip movie while teal parents took their kids out of the SP movie was fucking surreal.
Eta: on way to hospital re typos

Great Job, Hunter B!

"…they get 'dog spit' everywhere" (with apologies to Steve Martin)

Or, "I like dogs".

Average looking? Janine was hot!

Which one? The one where he pissed fire? That was a funny joke. Right?

I never would have made it through college if it weren't for my horse.

You missed the part where he's not only a REALLY fast swimmer but quite a cook, as well?

I thought he just looked like a very old Kevin Bacon.

Everybody was futility fighting.

That's why I've gots this Trace buster BUSTER. See, when a motherf***er
tryin' to bust your trace with a tracebuster this motherf***er is gonna
bust the motherf***ing tracebuster that's busting your uh uh uh…

Yup. Forgot about those.

I did!

Those were actually made for the He-Man line. Look up He-Man Rock People and see how sad they are.

Looks infinitely better than the cgi redo.

Hey. If Charlie was okay with it, I think it's pretty damn okay. Okay?

More likely he was remembering that movie where some girl comes back as the embodiment of a giant turtle and at the end this guy is dragged down to the bottom of the ocean or something. Hold on… The Bermuda Depths (1978). That seems more like what drugged up King would remember.

I remember it being referred to as a "Tonka toy" when the mini came out.

Jack was an OG Juggalo, yo.