Lol. That's the one where Jason owns a hot dog stand…IN SPACE, right?

The snl baby guy is, basically, the same thing. But POLITICS!

I wanted to be the horror movie geek. I also wanted my friends to set me up on Scare Tactics. I had bad friends.

He was in Evolution. Remember the giant enema they gave to the giant, farting ass? Never forget!….Ghostbusters 3 was screwed, no matter what.

American Gothic

Did Will do the Steven Segall thing? I remember liking that.

I was there when they promoted the show with Artie Lang and a Budweiser frog latching on to his delivery truck with it's tongue. That was the joke. I think the frog really wanted that beer?
Where all the fly girls at?

What about Dot?

The tastee freek masheen!

"FOOD!" and the immortal "More FOOD!"

I hope I'm wrong, but I see a car commercial, in my head, with that X's and O's song where a family car drives away from and back to a driveway, multiple times, as "123 they're gonna come back to me" plays.

Yeah, Weightlifting came with a DVD and they looked very tired, just like the music. Guess that was intentional, with the music.

I see no problem with that.

I dream of a day when everyone can come together through their mutual liking of money.
And hand jobs.

Blame Taco Bell. I had to type really fast, before I ran to the bathroom.

Prepare. The future predicted in Demolition Man has become the present.

This is very good news. They got a bit dull on that last album.
Edit: Actually, I think I was referring to Weightlifting.

Didn't he yell "Grow some hair!" At someone?

It happens. We all have weird shit we have to work through.
And UHF was projected to do really well. High preview scores and all that. Now, I can look back and say "I was there opening weekend. I am a nerd or geek or whatever AND NOW WE ARE CONSIDERED COOL".

Did you go to the School of the Holy Beast?