I love how Phantasm 2 references this movie.

God, you have to get through that awful "short film" or whatever, starring, who else? Sherri Moon Star-Creature, of course.

"Day after day I poop in my pants. And when I'm done, I do the poopy dance"
I never listened to the lyrics. That's my best approximation.

I think the Terrenzi brothers gave us an idea of what all female Klowns would be like.
And it was horrifying.

Seriously? A remake of InnerSpace is the best way to explore the inner workings of women.
And the Klowns remake would have everyone trapped in cotton candy condoms.
None of that makes sense, but I almost got to say "cotton candy cocoons".

Thanks, pee! Wait. Is this the guy with the pee? Godammit, art.

Gaaahh… Miss CA so much.

People that hadnt even seen it. Not that much has changed, since.

Thanks for letting me know I was not incorrect.
As a younger person I was sad they refused to carry the unrated cut of Scarecrows (a somewhat obscure horror flick), only R. I must have been 13, but I asked the manager and heard the "family store" bs.
That began my hatred of Blockbuster. Sorry for the stupid story.

If you say you're a "family" store, shouldn't you carry things for each member of the family? I don't think the parents would watch Requiem for a Dream with their kids, but they deserve to watch the real version without them. Not some "Special R rated Blockbuster cut". That was a thing. The only way they would rent…

McCloud!

People reuse titles all the time. But a POV movie of George C Scott out for revenge would be interesting.

Or Hardcore becoming Hardcore Henry, so we wouldn't think it was porn? Even though it still sounds like porn? I mean there's Max Hardcore, so…

What did they give Meet The whatevers? The one about the Purge. I remember it not being very positive.

The 80s didnt like to coddle kids.

That Satan scene from the claymation Mark Twain movie was pretty terrifying. Thanks, 80s!

We did.
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The title is what made me pick it up. "What a pompous shit you are, author. I hope youre being facetious". Well done.

When my kid was younger he was fascinated by my Return of the Living Dead book, but was getting confused about real vs fake (he was especially concerned about Freddy and his burned eyes). I happened to still have a copy of the Scream Greats Vol. 1 video featuring Savini and his FX work. Problem solved.

Seeing his then wife commenting about him signing tits and asses was uncomfortable and amusing.