I love that shot of the catcher right after the tag.. you know he is thinking that he is never getting out of Gwinnett now.

He travelled.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

I don’t think he served his sentence as he did not comply with the terms of his plea. It may be a technical violation but this really should be his NUMBER ONE PRIORITY, ahead of school, ahead of baseball, and he did not comply.

To claim that Osweiler is a definitively better option than Kaep has to be a contender for Worst Take, Like, Ever.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

High ranking team officials also worried McGloughan had an affiliation with noted gang member Desean Jackson.

“Hey! Only one team in DC can kick people off their insurance, blame it on their life choices, and save money for the wealthy!”

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

I’m sure Jerry Jones is consoling himself right now by snuggling inside one of Chris Christie’s folds.

Good ending. A good game would have been a 700 point Dallas loss with Jurrah crying. But I’ll take what I can get.