“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

Where I live, 23hp merging onto the freeway gets you a 4000lb suppository in the form of a soccer mom paying attention to literally everything else on the planet that isn’t the road 100' in front of her bumper.

It will have to.

Yeah, low hanging fruit, but I was going to post it if you didn't, so well done!

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

How much are we talking here?

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Nah. It’s the internet! I can say whatever the fuck I want to say.

This photo is of the driver going back in the street to see what small bump in the road just tore off his oil pan.

While the Human Centipede is easier to watch than this car, I respect that you’ve got a set of brass ones for posting this here. Great write up.

Not gonna lie, I scrolled through the article just to see what comments are going to be made about this thing. Looks like I was a bit early.

Comprehensive, well-written article, but..

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this on another site?

But you would already know that if you followed him on Twitter.

To be fair, they tried to use Doug’s Land Rover first but the check engine light went on as soon as he pulled out of the driveway.

Fox will say it was Iran.