Its’s ok when you ask someone where they’re from. It’s not ok when you follow up with “no, but where are you from........”

This movie is in my top 5. It never gets old. “Your life’s going down the toilet!”

I had to read this sentence about ten times to figure out what the hell it was saying.

It always bothered me that they tried these two girls as adults.

For a second I thought Lady Gaga was Kim Kardashian.

Ikr? What the hell happened to Wisconsin? It started with Scott Walker and went down hill since.

In a phallocentric, patriarchal society where “no one cares about your boner” is a popular (and, alas, extremely necessary) refrain, I think I can do without my eyes being assaulted by the granddaddy of all unsolicited dick pics, thanks.

As for this:

It would have been hard to not respond “Well then wishing your Thanksgiving and New Years are actual shit. Go f*ck yourself, and Merry Christmas”

we don’t have to all assimilate!

Also, I saw someone point out that Spurlock’s comment about being alcoholic for the past 30 years really undermines Super Size Me, since at one point in the film a doctor says that his liver “looks like an alcoholic’s” after eating McDonald’s for so long. Like... damn. We now know that he was an alcoholic. That’s not…

Ugh, seriously? She was posting a birthday thank you message to her fans. It’s unreasonable to expect that she use a thank you birthday Instagram to complain about her life because a) she did have a good year and b) most people post a positive message when they are saying thank you for all the birthday wishes. Also,…

I have always disliked Anthony Bourdain so it’s been weird being on his side so much lately.

Thank you for this! I died DEAD. His FACE. The open mouth, the blinking eyes! The silence lasted 1,000 years. I am legally dead now. But what a way to go.

Watch this if you haven’t.

I think Jones wins easily and tomorrow begins open civil war in the GOP as the alt-right/Bannon troglodytes turn the full force of their wrath on the Washington establishment.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

We need to maintain course, whatever the partisans say. Everyone is worked up about Al Franken resigning, but it was the right thing. And you know what - I’d let 40 democratic senators resign if that’s what it took to rid congress of all the rapists in it’s midst. Well meaning folks want to play politics with women’s…

I’m convinced a significant portion or air rage incidents are attributable to mild hypoxia. When they banned smoking on planes, they also stopped replacing the air in the cabin nearly as often. It’s stale, canned air, and after a few hours someone who isn’t the most cheerful person anyway could absolutely lose their…

Congratulations on your unborn child is a really strange thing to say.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.