Aw man, and we missed some new dickishness out of him back in August, to boot.

I’ll see your Kirby Delauter and raise you a Kirby Delauter!

Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor

Came to the comments looking for a Kirby Delauter mention, was not disappointed.

I can’t Kirby Delauter that I Kirby Delautered Kirby Delauter!

Top Three Most Infuriating Abuses of Kirby Delauter’s name (as ranked by Kirby Delauter):

On sartorial grounds alone, this guy wins hands down. He looks like Satan’s NBC page.

KIRBY DELAUTER!!!

As a reporter for a small paper, I wish the small town officials i covered were half as fucked as these guys. It would make my job a hell of a lot more entertaining.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

If the main character wasn’t voiced then The Silver Shroud quest line wouldn’t have been near as entertaining.

OH yes. I totally agree with everything you’ve said here, and now that I’ve scrolled back and read your posts, I agree with everything you’ve written. I think I must’ve responded to you accidentally, as I meant to respond to the person who said the cop was as bad as the rapist. I agree that what he said was wrong, and…

It was a sad attempt at joking about a bad situtation- this rapist is white and cisgender, and the police are not making as big deal out of him raping as they should. Meanwhile, all the bigots in Houston are afraid that an equal rights ordinance would lead to trans people or people “pretending to be trans” being…

Whenever I read stories like this, I wish there were a GoFundMe type organization where instead of sending money, you can send cards telling the survivor that they are valuable and deserve goodness. I can't imagine going through something so terrible and hearing from the person whose literal profession is to protect…

I may be stuck on Mars with nothing to eat but potatoes grown in my own shit, but at least I ain’t in Houston.

Also:

There’s nothing wrong with being a humanist, but saying you are in response to a question of whether you’re a feminist implies that humanism is an alternative belief system about equality of the sexes, when it has nothing to do with gender.

I’ve always called myself a secular humanist and a feminist. I was not aware we were supposed to pick sides. Or that there were sides.

It disappears sexism (real sexism; not “misandry”) as an axis of oppression.

It’s a term I learned in my “weasel words” class in law school!