To be specific, he got impeached for a lie! If 1998 were today, the President would have been impeached over 11 thousand times!

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Eh, I dunno. You have to remember that the league wasn’t nearly as pass happy then (circa 2003) as it is now. And although a lockdown corner has always been valuable in the league, it wasn’t nearly the premium that it is now.

Well considering it’s Microsoft, they probably cut a deal to have him Stream Halo again once Infinite comes out and Ninja got his start by playing Competitive Halo in the first place. 

but didn’t clarify the reasons behind his decision.

There aren’t many people who still care about achievements anymore. Personally, I came to the realization that nobody ever looks at my trophies based on the fact that I never look at anyone else’s and I’m far more likely to be looking at them than most of my friends. After realizing that I was just collecting a list…

“a great many” owners of the Switch are also owners of an Xbox One, a PlayStation 4, or a PC, and “very often choose the play the games that we make on those platforms even though they have a Switch.”

The Sims is the perfect game for the switch. As long as EA doesn’t put in some stupid always online shit of course.

Sarcastic Bernie is the best Bernie.

Well, he has that Congressional insurance, everything covered.

Delaney is the most DINO person I think I’ve ever seen.

You live north of Canada?!?!?

Gotta kill off a bunch of redshirts before the main event.

Both are crushing it.

Delaney goes back to insurance lobby talking points about “fantasy” policies.

I can’t believe they spent 7 years making a dumbed down version of Journey for cell phones, with microtransactions.

Moana or the latest Jumanji is about it for me.

Counterpoint:

That entire scene disarmed the viewers for the tragedy to come.

Low-hanging fruit, but still not nearly as childish and offensive as the average tweet coming from the bankrupt conman sitting in the White House.