“Nintendo has to protect their IP to continue to own the rights to it.” No, stop parroting this. That is not how Copyright works. That is how Trademark works.

You have to pay $20. For a -year-. Basically something about what, $1.50 a month? Even panhandlers can make $20 in a day.

It’s funny that the only version of Super Mario Bros. you haven’t bought is the one that’s different.

Can I just say: this is bullshit.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

The company was his horcrux.

This is as good a time as any to remember Always Sunny’s “Dick Towel.”
The original Big Dick Nick towel. (work safe version)

I love Ortiz, but Edgar needs to be in first. He was a tremendous player.

“Some of us don’t like eating food that looks like jizz.”

Dude if that’s what your jizz is like, you really need to hydrate.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Always Drexler and Porter.

I was a Reggie Miller/Sam Mitchell fan. Reggie couldn’t miss, and Sam was able to do the dirty work.

In 44 years of existence, Playoff LeBron is the best player I have ever seen.

As a Kings fan this obviously sucks to watch because this means my teams probably gonna get their arse kicked if they make playoffs. That said as a sports fan this is beyond epic. To throw a new franchise in who basically picked up scraps and started hoarding picks they’re giving one giant F-U to all of sports by…

Jeez, this is almost as embarrassing as that time he shat his pants in Santa Clara and handed the corpse of Payton Manning a championship.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Just remember that all these Republicans, who are sending their thoughts and prayers while praising the bravery of heroic individuals and first responders, have not only supported gun policies for decades that made it extremely easy for something like this to happen. They ALSO spent huge amounts of money and effort,…

“I spend 16 hours a day running a company. You spend 16 hours a day playing Smash.”