It is not. While any spider bite it unlikely to kill (even wandering spiders), others to watch out for include funnel web spiders and members of the widow family. Oh, and Shelob.

When ever I hear stories like this I’ve always think back to the last scene in the animated story of “Charlotte’s Web” where after Charlotte dies, her eggs starts hatching and all the little baby spiders starts flying off into the wild.

My wife found a spider in our kitchen today. The jumping kind... she tried to kill it and missed. Obviously at that point she angered it. Me being the manly man that I am, I grabbed our kids and went to the other room until she got it. I considered staying at a hotel.

There was also this amazing footage, captured mere minutes before these abominations filled the Brazilian skies:

i’m not surprised, not after I saw how many horrible trump supporters attacked the Parkland kids for daring to engage in activism.  

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED WHEN I USED HER!

Peach has been a favorite of mine since Melee. Her ability to just pull out a golf club is one of my favorites. Plus you have the sacrificial Toads. 

A trans-Atlantic wall across the ocean that Atlantis will pay for.

“... I want Europe to pay.”

The best part is that Robbie Gould was actually in attendance: https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/bears/robbie-gould-was-stands-bears-eagles

I am incredibly hyped for this game, and demand to know if Yakuza 3, 4 and 5 are coming to PS4 in the US this year. I’ve only recently discovered I love this series and need more. MORE! もっと!!

It has been pretty obvious he has a screw loose since he did a print interview years ago and stated that he removed the rearview mirror from his car because he always wanted to be looking forward and not back. It turns out this was literally true and not just a metaphor.

+1 sour dough

It’s like those discount baskets of bread you find at the supermarket. Sure, you’re getting a deal, but then the baguette calls you a pussy and you realize why it was so easy to acquire.

YES.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

So... regardless of what complaints are brought against him, he gets to keep his position? There’s literally nothing that can unseat him, aside from him leaving/retiring of his own volition..?

Dragonlance would still be the most popular campaign setting if it weren’t for that monster Ed Greenwood! rassumfrassumforgottenrealmsrassumfrassum

The joke is that Raistlin is the most famous character from the Dragonlance novels (which back in the day were basically the single most popular D&D related thing ever), in many ways the Sephiroth of D&D, and he’s stolen the character and is passing it off as his own creation - and presumably the rest of the world of…