I thought everyone already knew this.

Wow, you’re so cool! Also, you’re going to hell.

If there are advanced alien civilizations out there, and they are able to inconspicuously, closely observe us then its probably more along the lines of “we have no reason to contact them, because they are of no use to us”. Because if they know about us and can observe us, then they know about a whole lot of other…

God, that guy is such a fucking idiot. He need to shove a rocket up his ass and blast himself into the sun.

It might be worth asking yourself why you just equated a woman to a bitch.

You should probably just cut off your penis then.

Ummm... have you ever heard of something called surface area? if the TV was the width of a ruler and you went to the 30-inch mark then yeah it’d be $1k an inch.

This is pretty funny. How would a tweet be considered obstruction of justice? The person that the tweet was intended for may have never even seen or read the tweet. Not everyone follows people on twitter or even has an account.

Of course it’s not unbreakable. That’s something called hype and marketing.

It’s so cryptic I can’t tell what the story is going to be about or even how it might end! Oh wait, that’s what a teaser trailer is supposed to be...

I think everyone in his position is kind of a dick sometimes. I mean he has to deal with a bunch of simpletons on a daily basis.

And yet no one seems to care that AT&T will be able to bundle and have multiple well-known cable channels with their services, when the other guys can’t.

Huh? You sound jealous.

The dude may be a perv, but my guess is he wasn’t thinking because it wasn’t a big deal to the Brazilians.

Right? What’s the point with these (I’ve seen some other “a knife made out of x”)? You can make a knife out of almost anything. I haven’t been impressed in the slightest.

Seriously who the hell wants DVD quality? It’s 2018 Sprint! Yay let me watch 480p on my WQHD screen. It shouldn’t even be an offering.

Nice article man. You may just be my favorite Gizmodo author. Some of the others could learn a few things from you.

Yeah, with no thanks to that billionaire and his stupid sub!

It doesn’t really matter when poor people ALSO own iPhones.

Ever seen a BMW or Merecedes parked outside a trailer?