Wait, but isn’t this guy the type of person these companies, like EA, prey on? I doubt they see this as an issue... this is what they want to happen.

It’s actually West Virginia... and yes, it’s a state entirely separate from Virginia or (western) Virginia ;)

Uuuummmm... what?

Oh look another pussy ass cop... If you’re that scared then you should work in a candy store. A fucking walking stick, unbelievable.

“He’s a got french fry!” pop pop pop

Pussies shouldn’t be cops.

He doesn’t want to waste the money on a phone mount that will be lost when he loses traction and destroys it.