Like this but realsies:

Oh and one thought I forgot to include in the piece: I’m still baffled they didn’t have Stephen Colbert’s cameo be as an elf. He speaks fluent Elvish and has a chiseled face that could scrape copper. Sure he’s not very tall, but just give him some heels, dudes.

Well done, Beth. I haven’t laughed this hard at a movie review since Charlie Jane left. :) (I like Germain’s reviews, but they’re not written to be funny.)

Knowing Thibodeau, he’s likely to just let the situation play out until it tears its ACL. 

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

I don’t get all the hate on Rondo lately. The past two years, when he’s applied himself and healthy, he’s been really good. Especially during the playoffs with Chicago.

I actually cant stand the show. It’s weird though, I started watching the show first, got about 3 episodes in and then started reading the books, now I hate the show, and have never gone back. I hate shows that create unnecessary drama. In one of the early episodes they changed one little thing from the book and it…

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

close comments, we’re done here

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Terrible

The Hulk is scared and embarassed. It’s the first real dick kicking he’s ever really gotten and the fight wasn’t even close. That’s gotta be a confidence killer. So I thought it made sense and was a good narrative choice that he didn’t wanna come out.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t wanna go. I don’t wanna go” I WAS AND AM STILL A MESS EVEN IF HE’S COMING BACK.