Terrible

“And that’s the moral of every single human story.”

Nah, I think he “went after” Rubio in that press conference because a lot of the damage Rubio did in that huge Jazz run in Game 3 was at Westbrook’s expense, and because a scoring binge from Ricky Rubio is so outside the norm, and because he was asked about it.

I’m of two minds about it: on the one hand, refs constantly call that a foul, so them swallowing their whistles there seems ridiculous; on the other hand, I hate when refs call that a foul, and I wish they’d stop. It didn’t look to me like Paul George was trying to shoot his regular jumper so much as he was trying to…

Nah, it wasn’t meaningless. Both Chris Paul and James Harden played 36 minutes in that game, and Chris Paul played all but 24 seconds of the fourth quarter. The Rockets wanted it.

Sorry, but Steven Adams guarding Mitchell is part of their game plan. It shouldn’t be, but OKC mysteriously switched everything on high screens all year, leaving Adams — who moves his feet really well for a big guy but not against quick guards — on ball handlers while wing defenders and small guards commonly were…

Well, I dunno, I hesitate to come down too hard on George for this. First of all, it’s not like defensive matchups in the NBA playoffs are determined by players calling out assignments—presumably, if Billy Donovan had wanted George defending Mitchell, he would’ve assigned George to Mitchell. I’m not gonna rip a…

Wow.

The Hulk is scared and embarassed. It’s the first real dick kicking he’s ever really gotten and the fight wasn’t even close. That’s gotta be a confidence killer. So I thought it made sense and was a good narrative choice that he didn’t wanna come out.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t wanna go. I don’t wanna go” I WAS AND AM STILL A MESS EVEN IF HE’S COMING BACK.

I loved it. Had a blast the whole time. I thought it did a really good job of balancing funny with emotional. That last Stark/Parker scene HURT.

I’m trying to imagine it, but I’m mostly remembering how they shrugged at “sexual harassment” and “banged porn stars while his wife was pregnant.”

They are bad at their jobs because they never should’ve had them in the first place. The were unqualified for the jobs. They don’t have the skillset to manage said jobs. They should’ve gave the job to a black women. We are magic.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

WHY ARE ALL THESE GRIFTERS SO FUCKING BAD AT THEIR JOBS!?!

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

Surprised that KinjaDeals hasn’t promoted the 18 month free balance transfer deal from Citi Doublecash yet.

The Cavs’ roster is like somebody using one credit card to pay off another, and then vice versa, repeating, until the whole thing collapses.

I’m fine with benching them for a few minutes to let them cool off and get their shit together, so that they don’t commit yet another foul out of frustration, but benching them for an entire quarter is ... not good.