He hollered because the NY office of the FBI was full of Trumpers who were close with Rudy Giuliani and they were threatening to leak it if he didn’t announce it, which might have looked even worse. He really could have been more detailed about what was actually there rather than leaving it perfectly vague for the…

Listen. James Harrison may be a sanctimonious blowhard, but he also strikes me as the kind of dude you don’t want to give any extra motivation to fuck you up.

I always thought Joey Porter was an abject moron, but I stand corrected. At least he was smart enough not to wake Harrison up.

I had the same thought. If you give people chairs like that, what did you expect would happen? Come on.

Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

I’m sure your view from the nosebleeds was good enough to make this call.

“I was at the game.”

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

This is the correct take

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

What about literally roasting her?

“Did you marry Jared because he has the same lack-of-personality as your dad and is just as evil?”

Unlike Atwood, I was aware that Merkel holds positions that I don’t agree with at all. If I lived in Germany, I strongly suspect I would be voting for someone else. She’s the current Leader of the Free World, though, and I think she gets props for that alone in this age of wannabe despots.

The Holdo Maneuver might be my favorite action scene from any action movie, ever. I still can’t believe it happened.

God, that fucking ruled.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete