He hollered because the NY office of the FBI was full of Trumpers who were close with Rudy Giuliani and they were threatening to leak it if he didn’t announce it, which might have looked even worse. He really could have been more detailed about what was actually there rather than leaving it perfectly vague for the…

I really wish Solo was written and directed by Shane Black (though that means the whole movie would take place during Christmas).

Ron Howard might as well have written the textbook on how to direct a safe and enjoyable film.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I loved TLJ.

I mean, Disney got Ron Howard to finish up the Solo movie, so I think they’ve got the “experienced” part down.

Listen. James Harrison may be a sanctimonious blowhard, but he also strikes me as the kind of dude you don’t want to give any extra motivation to fuck you up.

I always thought Joey Porter was an abject moron, but I stand corrected. At least he was smart enough not to wake Harrison up.

I had the same thought. If you give people chairs like that, what did you expect would happen? Come on.

Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

I’m sure your view from the nosebleeds was good enough to make this call.

“I was at the game.”

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

This is the correct take

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

Odd point on the Judi Dench casting, a big part of the charachter of Holly Short is that she’s the first female recruit to reach the LEPrecon unit. To have a senior commander as a woman also is a BIG shift. No complaints here, more power to feminism etc, but I do wonder how that’s going to change the dynamic. Will be…

I always pictured Holly as a twenty-something professional in the first book, so casting a 14-year-old for the role kind of disorients me. Judy Dench is an interesting pick for Commander Root; the character is known for blustering and losing his temper, and overall being kind of rough, and Judy just doesn’t fit that…

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

What about literally roasting her?

“Did you marry Jared because he has the same lack-of-personality as your dad and is just as evil?”