I’m pretty sure we’ve seen gambits like this in the past. It’s a lot like the Jalopnik readers that swear they’ll buy the new ____ _______ if they ship it with a hatchback and a 3rd pedal. A few of the mouthbreathing idiots may order a limp, flavorless pie, but the rest of them will be too busy on Twitter going after…

I’m sure Bob McNair is encouraging his coaching staff to look at Kaepernick as a replacement...

Seriously. Now if only this would parlay over into them making sure the Samuroid head was fully deactivated. I mean you just realized the guy has been ten steps ahead you. Taking that thing apart should be #1 on the “to-do” list.

I think the answer is that he didn’t really have much potential. He is what he is and there isn’t much chance he’ll get better.

But that is coming up based on the alleged issue from years ago, with the 14 year old. Given the information that we have now about that, it is not unreasonable to take a closer look at other incidents and see if there is anything there. You are being willingly obtuse about that point and how they are related.

You’re right, there is totally nothing inappropriate about a grown man inviting a 14 year old to a party with alcohol into his bed. Totally normal.

Be careful what you wish for, You’ll fire Pagano and then get Mike McCarthy as a replacement.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

That’s not even the expression. The expression is that you don’t want the inmates running the asylum, which is offensive in a far more subtle way that probably wouldn’t have bothered anybody. The fact that he had to change the expression to make turn the players who are protesting (among other things) racial profiling…

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

The military aspect is the most baffling in this as nothing about the protests have been about the armed forces and the players have been abundently clear about it, so why is constantly linked to that? Also I don’t recall the reaction to NFL teamscharging the military for their tributes being anything close to this.

Folks with a military background, folks who wished they had a military background, and people who pine for the good ol days when black people would simply say “yessuh” when their white owners told them to do something.

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

I think Cisco was the MVP of this episode. His explanations for all of Barry’s suit’s upgrades were hilarious.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

The Celtics are still the 2nd best team in the East.

counterpoint: he had a decent game on the first night of the regular season against a Cavs team that I doubt will be defensively elite by the year’s end, with LeBron still not at 100%.

SPANISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ALL THE RAPISTS AND DRUG DEALERS EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS