Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.

It’s not the worst trade Divac has been involved in.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Oh man, Hogan’s face was as scared as it was that time he found out that he was filmed banging Bubba The Love Sponge’s wife while dropping the N-bomb

Rodgers must be strong af if he can keep dragging McCarthy’s fat ass on his coattails like this.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Good game. Great ending.

This is some of the most thorough sports analysis I have seen on deadspin in a while. Good on yinz.

alternate headline:

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

Or, let’s have the MVP discussion and that discussion is that Matt Ryan should be the MVP.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad