I always felt like the “writers” of the script read the basic traits of the F4 from a trading card and then tried to make Alien with the F4. The problem was the “writer” has a massive head injury and then Fox decided that the best idea was to hire Josh “I have only made one other movie” Trank.

Tone!?! No, it’s not just the fucking tone! Aside from not even remotely resembling the characters, the story was crap. It’s not simply because it was dark; it was dark and boring and characters did dumb things to make the plot go forward (“Hey, let me touch this green goop in another unverse!”). Yeah, I know the…

No, you’re under the misaprehension that I’ve even read the Apocalypse storyline. I have not. I’d stopped reading X-Men before he showed up. I had no personal interest in this. I went in expecting a good X-Men movie from a man who has made 3 previous ones and got a carwreck of a movie.

Amen. And take fucking Simon Kinberg with you! I enjoyed his three previous films, but AoA is a giant stinking mess. And it doesn’t do itself any favors by constantly referring back to First Class, which gets as better by comparison as AoA gets worse. Bring back Matthew Vaughn. Maybe the taste of sour grapes is out of…

Does this mean that there will be X-Men movies made without his input, or are X-Men movies coincidentally taking the same break?

Sweet glorious god thank you

So, regarding Lady Stoneheart...

I’m not sure which is funnier -the dance or the horrified look on Caleb/Domhnall Gleeson’s face. It works so well here.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

Basketball, like life is about adjustments. They adjust to you. You adjust back. Sometimes you get too caught up in it and you end up in some crazy combination and you have no idea how you got there. This is how Bogut ended up barely playing the past few games. It is also how I ended up having a threesome with the…

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

Every spring, Dahntay has to do something to make everyone remember he still exists. Remember the run-in with Draymond Green during a postgame interview last season, and Green promptly fucked him in the ass verbally, no spitting on the hand or dick, just straight up raw spitroasting?

That sound you hear is the cry of millions of Star Trek fans screaming out in anguish as their franchise gets turned into yet another space shooty-shooty bang-bang CG mess.

Spoilers: Official casting news is not a spoiler. Marvel wants you to know Mark Ruffalo is in this movie.

The real hero is the guy who shot this video in landscape, not portrait (see all the guys early in the video holding phones vertical).

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.

The disabled tag in the window is everything.

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.

yet another preventable tragedy