Our baby overlords do not need weak flesh or fluids when they rule us:

stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself

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Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

Bungie, the developers on Destiny, have said that the Kinect-free option enabled them to get their game to run at 1080p resolution, 30 frames per second on Xbox One.

Indeed. There can be only one.

Eh, I don't know about Tabasco, but Cholula definitely does.