Well aint you all fancy and not awkward.

PS:  Send a different video, Cannonball Run II is getting old.

Funny enough, I’ve actually started up a little mantra that I crafted for myself. “I am worthy and enough, in every action and outcome.” It’s a small one, nothing big or drawing on any particular practice, but it’s been helping me at work, and it even helped me go and interview for better-paying prospects.

I really appreciate the compassionate way you and Dr. Brotto approached SORD and her girlfriend, Dan. That kind of heart-first counseling is why I started reading your column (and I recently became a regular Lovecast listener as well.) Keep up the good work. In these fucked-up times, hope and love are more necessary…

No comments on a Savage Love column? This won’t end well. And by “this” I guess I mean Kinja.

What reasonable request? Anyone who asks you to destroy all evidence of relationships prior to them is making a ridiculous, controlling request (and in this case, more of a demand). I’d be worried if a significant other kept, say, a framed picture of his ex on his wall or his desk, but in an album or shoe box, or on…

Cock pushups?

That sounds horrifying and Puritanical in the
“I saw Goody Proctor shopping at Victoria’s Secret” way.

How long before anal comes standard?

Fuck ‘happy’. ‘Content’ is great. Get there by aiming towards ‘equanimity’. Serious but non-dramatic silent meditation helps.

You’d have to consider his complete integrity when it comes to Truth or Dare.

“I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.”

Every time I read “USMNT,” I think “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

The USMNT failed to qualify in the weakest region on the planet for the 2018 World Cup.

I’m American, and I’d love to agree with you here; we do tend to be a very U.S.-centric bunch, after all. But Trump loves to do things like get into pissing contests with Kim Jong-Un, pull out of the Paris Climate Accord, attempt to keep refugees out of the U.S., slash funding for AIDS charities in Africa, and…

You're not wrong about the sex therapist, but I think you misunderstand regarding the sex worker. Precisely because they're professionals only in it for the money, is why a good one would be more warm and inviting than a potential sex partner that is seeking something for their own interests. A good salesperson sees…

Stop with the sexist bullshit about women being gold diggers. It's boring and sexist.

Let me guess, maple syrup. Really bad for sex. The worst of lubes.And sure takes more than 15 minutes to clean that out of my hair, my robe, my Familiar, the drapes, etc

Your instinct to make those DVDs is really thoughtful, so hang onto it. But it will be even sweeter when you give them to her a month into the relationship saying, "I was thinking about our first conversation and remembered you hadn't seen these!"

If you're a die-hard literature nerd, or a comics book nerd, or a politics nerd, or a dinosaurs nerd, or a sports nerd, or any kind of nerd, you should probably throttle waaaaay back on your pet topic when you first meet someone. You are probably going to be too intense or too pedantic or too long-winded on the topic…