the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

The holidays are coming up. If she knows so much about Santa maybe he’ll give her a job.

“Man, I feel like an outcast.”

As fucked up as it sounds, the price is going up only because more white people are finding out about it. 

Stop telling people about oxtails. The hipsters already discovered them and they already cost too much.

She was just standing his ground.

So she didn’t notice the different furniture? A different smell? Just walks in and starts blasting? Maybe, maybe I can understand pulling out your gun and issuing a command to identify yourself but just start shooting? Fuck the police.

That’s strange, I’m pretty sure if I walked into an apartment that wasn’t mine and shot somebody I’d be in jail right now, I wonder what the difference here is....

Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. doesn’t have any regrets about his highly criticized eulogy delivered at Aretha Franklin’s funeral on Friday

Where in the fuck is all this rioting and looting these racists keep seeing? Because I sure as hell haven’t seen anything. I mean, you’d think I'd know about it, with my being Black and erry’thang.

I personally know a preacherpimp who was dating a woman in his congregation and got her 20yo daughter pregnant. He ended up marrying the mother and said the baby was a “blessing from Gawd” due to the mother being unable to conceive.

When are we going to have the conversation about how predatory and perverted preachers are? Son is only apologizing because of the backlash, not because he felt as though he was personally out of line.

Whitlock is always angry because he jumps on the gravy train only to find it’s just a metaphor and there’s not actual gravy

We Scorpios lead the way in grudge holding, for sure.

It’s hard when he’s your kids’ dad.

Grace and dignity did not keep Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Medgar Evars, Robert Kennedy, and a whole host of civil rights activists from being assassinated.

Ruth Wilson deserves ALL the money for playing one of the best characters I’ve ever seen— Alice on Luther. McNulty hasn’t got shit on Alice. 

Dear Mr. Whitley,

Brad Pitt’s so good at the game that he cheats on Aniston but Angelina’s the bad guy, and the FBI is called about an incident with the oldest son and Angelina’s the bad guy, and now she’s divorcing him because of whatever went so wrong between them so she’s the bad guy, and he’s admitted to having substance abuse…

Yep.