Seasonal foundation disorder is real.

So...we won’t see you at the cookout?

So...to include African heritage would erode your heritage. Hmmm.... 

My two parents are Puerto Ricans, and I was born in Puerto Rico. My mother is dark skin, and my father was a white Puerto Rican. I always knew that I was three in one. People tell me that I have red undertones. I did an Ancestry DNA, and the results are as follows: 47% African, 12% Native American, 1% South…

My source is that 90s show Homicide, where Yaphet Kotto played a black Italian guy, Al Giardello.

Sickle cell disease is present in Sicily, and the genetic research indicates that the African immigration happened a very long time ago.

someone doesn’t like the idea that perhaps he might be a little black

Stop eroding my ancestry and heritage to include your fantasy

Oh no, my ancestries! Jwtf.

This is the comment that let me know you all were talking about make up. I thought the discussion was about motor oil. I’m not embarrassed, really. No, really I’m not. My make-up knowledge is is a negative number. My car knowledge, slightly over zero. He’s still a shade of Castrol, though. :)

Carthaginians are African. And Italy has the same higher percentage of sub-Saharan DNA as the rest of the Mediterranean. I’m sorry it ruins your fantasy of ancient European purity, but Italy has always been a significant place for trade and migration. Black Africans have been to Italy and fucked around leaving their…

Lol. Please get a grip.

If you think a comment on the internet is “eroding” your ancestry, you must have a real frail grip on it.

The way I’d put it to Mike Tirico is: If you were around in 1950, would you have had to sit in the back of the bus?

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

I love your grandfather.

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.

If he don’t go sit his black MAC NW40 ass down the fuck somewhere.

...yeaaaaaah, I don’t think Negrodamus has time for Rachael Dolezal’s shit.

I think we should have a battle royal between him and Rachel whatsherface.