What about able-bodied women in feet-crushing, soul-crushing work shoes? Some days you just forget to change into your sneakers or you leave from a meeting and they are back at your desk. Glory praise any man aware enough in his flat-footed shoe wear comfort who sees a woman in work shoes (evil heels that smoosh…

You know, often, when I have seen a man offer a woman or an older man or someone on crutches (etc.) a seat, I say to him, "You are a gentleman." Because he is. And that has never, ever failed to make the men I have said that to happy. Really happy. Their face light up and it makes me feel good, too.

Good manners!

Um, he offered his seat to a woman WITH luggage — with a heavy bag. So according to your definition, what he did is NOT sexism. FWIW, I have no problem with a man offering a woman a seat. None. And I'm a feminist. People forget certain things — one of the things people often forget is that women coming from or…

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Can you clone yourself? I would like the world to be populated by more people who didn't find a way to get angry at everything — including kind, generous actions!

Do you want to know why women ask men? The answer is footwear. Many, many woman on the subway or MetroNorth are coming from work and are wearing heels. Work shoes SUCK. Men can't know — and that is probably why a woman asks a man in his nice, roomy, FLAT shoes that don't squish his front toes together.

You know what's funny? You have to be very, very careful about offering your seat to older men if you are a female. Some will take it and gladly — others will be very offended. I have never seen an older man get offended when offered a seat by man, but I certainly have had it happen to me when I have done it —…

If it's sexism, it surely is not the kind that bothers me. Not at all. To me, it just seems considerate. Anyway, although I am still relatively young and look able-bodied, I'm not. I have Crohn's disease, but you can't see it. So, when someone offers me a seat and I am in pain or exhausted (and maybe they can…

It's just a nice thing to do — why are you bashing it? Sheesh. I mean, that's pathetic. Someone does something nice and you explode all over the damn page at how bad it is.

The dark spots/scars on your legs are not gross. They're awesome.

I got it IMMEDIATELY. Everyone should see that classic. Repeatedly.

Thank you, John Bender.

You know the horrible answer to that, right? "Not if it's a cherry." Don't blame me — I didn't make it up!

Wait, are you REALLY colorblind? That's rare in a woman. One of my bosses was colorblind and the department color-coded everything — we had to help him.

You are? My white brother would like to date you. He doesn't date white women. I always wonder what I did to him....

I second that vote. Wait — vote? We silly females don't need the vote. Our widdle bwains can't handle that. Leave it to the men (that's as convincing as pressing socks, right?).

Um, may I refer you to the Agenda from last Tuesday's World Domination meeting? Bullet point two — trying to put the cat back INTO the bag! You're not helping!

Shhhhh! Didn't I tell you at our World Domination meeting last Tuesday to stop talking about this? Sheesh!

Cause bangs rock. I have loved them since Xena had them.

That about explains my initial reaction upon seeing her. I have never seen her in person — lucky you!