Oh, it’s a game that stared in Hawaii played with these paper milk caps...

Sure, but where does the money for the Superbowl ad come from?

Don’t worry, there is still time for Kim to take him back.

I’m sorry to hear that but also totally understandable. It’s terrifying to think what further violence will follow by people who now feel even more emboldened. 

I’m scheduled to go play in a wargame league tonight (I know, stupid to try an in-person event), but I’m not comfortable leaving my family alone at the house. Might even discreetly bring in my Biden sign that I’ve been using to troll my Trump-loving neighbors.

You’re right for an all of the GOP politicians, but I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s face can be clearly seen breaking into the capital building. He’s going to be in a world of shit when the dust settles. 

Run your country like a banana republic and you get banana republic type shit. Seems we the people have had enough and for the first time in our lives our elected officials in congress are truly scared of we the people.

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

I think "probably" can safely be changed to "definitely".

They make more in stock dividends in a day than normal people make in a YEAR is more like it. You need to have serious fuck you money to be ordering up a one-off car from the likes of Singer. I would bet that the people saying a million for this are WAY low.

Welcome to conservative conspiracy theories.

Says the douchebag who gets upset over words that define bigotry towards disabled people and infers that autistic people can’t function on their own...

What Rowling has said is shit. Don’t defend this bigot she has more than enough money to do it herself. If someone says awful things they should be held accountable. 

She’s the type of person that would pull a ladder up instead of building a permanent staircase. Even if there were space at a literal table, she’d just talk about how bathroom bills defend the sanctity of that space while conservatives seek out new, cruel ways to hurt and demean women and trans folk. She doesn’t see…

Americans can’t really make fun of this since it is more effort and planning than our own Federal Government has put into the logistics of distribution and administration of the vaccines.

I like how you assume that implementing a polished, fully-functional third-person mode is somehow a trivial amount of work that the developers were just too lazy to do. I mean, it’s not like they were crunching for years just to ship the game with one camera perspective. Nope, gotta be laziness. Damn lazy devs!

If it looks like a Karen, dials 911 like a Karen, sheds white tears like a Karen, then, in all probability, it’s a Karen.

Listen, I’m not above calling someone a shit for not paying their share of taxes, but he doesn’t avoid tax altogether. And it’s not like he’s the only Brit to ever register their private jet in the Isle of Man.

The new aspirational thing for the youth is stuff like Forza. I’m cool with limited run exotics because eventually you get them in Forza and that’s cool. Like how there was only one Isdera Commendatore 112i but millions of copies of Need for Speed II SE.

Come on, there is no way the internet hasn’t already figured out who this woman is, where she works, her blood type, her favorite pizza toppings, and every time she has ever said the n-word in private Snapchats with her friends who all swear they are super woke and progressive.

Don’t let me down, web detectives. You…