Does no one at Microsoft work in cubicles or have a family? I don’t know how they expect voice commands to be productive.

Coming here from Gawker's newsfeed, I did find it interesting that this is a Jezebel headline.

'Cept i believe Canada has a history of not releasing U.S. Citizens back to the US.

After a few minutes perusing, this is clearly meant only for white males.

As an IT Nerd, i can tell you there are many, many non-tech-savvy nerds out there.

I hope you aren't comparing the GPS in your phone to real satellite GPS, are you?

3 years ago, this might have been worthwhile to comment on.

Here in Chicago they seem to be booming. I see more and more of them on the road everyday.

It'll be torn down after November, never to be used again.

wut

Not to mention all the struggles Calico Galilei faced.

Wow you sound like a huge tool.

Doesn't everyone and their mother want a job with less hours if they make enough money?

I don't think 'we have it damn good,' we have it the way it evolved naturally.

I guess I'll never clap my hands.

There are successful if not stable companies even in this economic climate.

Jezebel: man-hating narcissists on par with Madge, or a celebration of feminist liberation?

Seems like all you'd have to do to take it down would be throwing mud on its sensor "head."

This just makes this meme all the more appropriate.

When you die, I hope he says, "GAME OVER MAN!"