In my half asleep stupor I read Nicholas Cheung, as Nicholas Cage. You have no idea how excited I was there for 10 seconds.

Yeah Majora's Mask was my favorite as it took a lot of assets from OOT and gave it a dark spin. But really, most Zelda games are games made very well.

But I hate physical games.

You people don't even know. Grim Fandango! One of the few games that holds up as well today as it did in 1998.

If this is what turned you off Kotaku, I'm amazed you lasted this long.

I'm one of the original backers so let me tell you, yes this whole mess was amateur hour. The system itself, the controller, and the handling of the distribution of the unit, all blatant amateur hour bullshit. It's my dusty little emulation machine right now. An interesting and fun little idea that I am beyond over…

What I think is the most important bit in the alphabet soup of words he just coughed up is this: He leisurely claims Atari has been doomed by what he refers to as 'corporate charlatans', and I agree that this peculiar type of night-dwelling high rollers are a widespread scourge that will, inevitably, cause many a…

Jackie's Cafe just SOUNDS better than Jackie's Bar.