I admit I was on the Melania-had-plastic-surgery-train but all this ‘I can PARDON myself but I did nothing wrong’ coupled with stories about Nixon beating his wife and journalists not reporting it has got me thinking maybe he did attack her.

How come Trump believes that what he does as President is okay but the phone tapping he alleges Obama ordered as President is illegal?

Maybe you could suggest it to Samantha Bee...

Also, her mother is something of an expert in this area.

I’m sure you think your second paragraph is hilarious but it’s actually really not. Child loss is an extremely painful and individual experience, and no matter what you think of the man you don’t need to sink this low.

I feel like we’re looking at different photos. I see one man not smiling and he looks like a lost tourist.

How does this still get worse every day? I still, in my stupidity, think he can’t get worse. But that letter OMG. How does that leave any organisation let alone the office of POTUS? Jesus.

You mean like Kim Cattrall??

I think it might be time to change the name from ‘Barf Bag’ to ‘Bleeding Ulcer Bag’. Jesus.

Or a job. Maybe with Ivanka on women’s rights.

They both sound bloody awful (no pun intended) and the opposite of humane.

Why not just ban all vaccines and antibiotics? That may do the same thing in a far less Hunger Games way.

At least once a month the British press has a story on Catherine doing her groceries. So you could still do that if you wanted. One of the perks of having a nanny would be getting out of the house without children hanging off you, I’m sure.

Just on your first point, I’ve always found it strange that on imdb the white American actors’ profiles state their heritage even though it was like 4 generations or more ago that they went to America. Reese Witherspoon’s mentioned a relative that went over on the Mayflower which seems even more irrelevant. I’ve never…

If my father behaved like hers the week before my wedding just to announce via TMZ he wasn’t attending, I’d be fuming. And who knows the ways he’s disappointed her over the years.

High Tea

You’d think the royal family would have learnt by now the importance of Having a Plan regarding keeping extended family members safe from the paparazzi.

Those bullet points were depressing so I was happy to get a chuckle from Drumpf’s leaks are fake news: we will find and catch those cowardly leakers tweet.

How Effingham County difficult would it have been to just have a logo that makes sense!!??!! Be Better. Be Your Best. Either of these FFS.

Maybe it’s tax on gifts from Kylie.