That poo you do on the first day of your period after being blocked up for the last five days that leaves you a bit shakey and in need of a shower.

Is KKW really making her surrogate follow a strict diet? I got even huger while pregnant so I feel I can say with some authority that Kim didn’t put on so much weight each pregnancy because she was eating her vegies. I don’t know how anyone can expect a pregnant woman not to eat lollies, fries, chippies, ice cream,…

When are the Hugo Boss uniforms being rolled out????

I’m glad Spicer got an audience with the Pope. I know he’s awful but I felt bad for him the way he was left out last time.

You should get all the stars.

So 45's response to accusations of racism is to amp up the xenophobia???

He seems to not realise it’s possible to design, build and erect new statues.

I’m not intentionally misunderstanding what you’re saying but the man Orlando Bloom thought was his father and who he gets his surname from was Jewish. So, it does count???

I admit I was snarky about 45 taking such a long holiday. Now, I wish he really had.

One positive is that we don’t have to worry about climate change if we’re all going to be killed in a nuclear war. Right????

I’m not American and find the tipping culture very intimidating.

Just to throw a spanner in the works, the Queen Mother didn’t get that title automatically. She became Dowager Queen when her husband died (it is a title just meaning the widow of the previous title holder. You have Dowagers at any level of aristocracy).

Am I reading this right? They offered him a role as President, he was all for it but then decided he would actually run for President instead.

I don’t find tiger selfies attractive anyway. Do these men think this is sexy? Or am I the one who’s wrong?

He sounds like a great guy. Tremendous. This is obviously a witch hunt.

It makes me wonder what they’re still hiding if they’re being, cough, transparent about this.

I couldn’t take my eyes off her lips. I remember she said once pregnancy made her lips swell so I guess we can expect an announcement any day now.

Okay first of all the government isn’t stopping them. It’s the courts. In some countries, this is different to government even with grandstanding politicians. And surely you can tell the courts haven’t made this judgment lightly.

Does it mean anything that he chose the ‘Partnership with Africa’ session to “step out”?

Who wants to bet 45 has a list of all the things Obama did during his Presidency and he’s now just drawing a line through each one as he signs Executive Orders, passes Bills, shuts down Councils, defunds organizations, digs up the kitchen garden... He’s just a turd.