Ben Shapiro is what smart sounds like to the very very, very stupid. 

The only people dumb enough to listen to these idiots are the ones who will never be able to retire because they don’t make enough or have made stupid decisions so they want to drag everyone else down.

Why go to the News tab when we can just repost misleading memes about complex topics with no context? 

I’m guessing this issue became obvious during the development of the Cybertruck, and that’s why Tesla suddenly got in the business of selling wraps.

The “Gremlins Paradox” has haunted Gen-X for decades. 

No charging after midnight.

When buying isn’t owning, pirating isn’t stealing.

Am I the only one who thinks this is really fucked up? The Lawyer is right, he didn’t make a public announcement, he didn’t cause a “public disorder”, they did that themselves by not taking context into account. Sure a message like this should maybe raise an alarm bell but quickly doing a background on the kid should…

Wordplay aside, I believe the “700-ton” actually refers to how much pressure it can exert, not how much it weighs.

Wait a minute... corporate executives actually got jail time? That’s quite surprising.

Sure, but that doesn’t mean infected people can’t get pass it on before they starve to death. And after seeing how ‘take precautions’ worked with COVID, you really think everyone’s going to ‘believe’ that the infected are real and wouldn’t go poke one in the eye with a stick just to own the libs?

Doubt if a single teenager in those states would be affected by the ban, they are more savvy about VPNs then any lawmaker

So far, I have a perfect record of not going on a cruise, so things like this haven’t befallen me. So far. 

It means “our investors will crucify us if we don’t use the term ‘AI’ at every opportunity, even if most of our customers don’t give a shit.”

Next up, bricking your car because you didn’t pay the newly demanded rent on the wheel lugs.

Don’t forget the Peter Thiel School of Journalism.

They can put it in the same conference as Trump University.

Obviously it would best to just keep Jones tied up in a sack, but I don’t particularly mind letting him back on to the hellsite, so long as his engagement earnings are direct deposited to the accounts of the people he owes however many billions of dollars to.

Or 600,000 users voted against him and 1.3m bots voted for him.

or you could install uBlock to keep webpages from having to load so much extra bullshit.