and miss out on those sweet sweet daily compounding impound fees?

I’m sure that was the goal. Free publicity. Take a Disney cruise.

I wonder what you’ve been doing online. I’ve been using the same gmail address for about 12 years, I don’t remember the last piece of spam that made it to my inbox. I think I got one last over a year ago, because I remember thinking “Wow, spam. When was the last time I got a spam email?”

“Consumers want a long-term transparent fix” ...yes, just send -all- political emails to the spam folder, automatically.

Rock and Chappelle are both makin bank off of being attacked, so no surprise they’ll turn it into a live show.

Oh he was, just that they’ve likely hidden the check. He’s won the far-right lotto, he’ll be raking in money until the next young murderous fresh face comes around.

This show was absolutely batshit crazy, but I need more of it in my life.

The Thin Red Line. American Psycho. Requiem for a Dream. All excellent films and he’s great in them. I’ve not seen Dallas Buyer’s Club, but that is supposed to be among his better performances as well.

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and…

Manwich sounds reasonable, and you sound like an unhinged wierdo.

“Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere”

Look, there’s two kinds of people: the kind who like to keep their perhiperals in a pristine state like they just came out of the box, and the rest of us who when you turn our keyboards upside and shake they rain crumbs and debris. Congrats on being a human being.

We are far past the point of no return. Only bad timelines left.

“Others say that EA is primarily interested in a merger arrangement that would allow Wilson to remain as chief executive of the combined company.”

When can we switch back to the good timeline?

...a $275,000 Hermès Birkin bag...

“Prince in the 25th Century” was always my take.

Lindsey is a hollowed out meat puppet whose petrified husk has had more hands shoved into it than a display model Power Glove.

And most importantly, moments of levity do in fact exist in courtrooms. So if you feel any flatulence coming on, as is fairly common in moments of extreme stress, take my advice and wait until its quiet before employing the “let it rip” technique. Make no facial expressions, don’t turn your head, and watch as everyone…

Nah. Cockroaches survive everything.