...a $275,000 Hermès Birkin bag...

A Ukrainian Grandmother could beat that cheeto down with a wooden spoon in five minutes he’d be crying under the table.

And most importantly, moments of levity do in fact exist in courtrooms. So if you feel any flatulence coming on, as is fairly common in moments of extreme stress, take my advice and wait until its quiet before employing the “let it rip” technique. Make no facial expressions, don’t turn your head, and watch as everyone…

If Call of Duty died as a franchise at this point I’d barely take notice.

I am sure it has nothing to do with them farting out a new COD each year for over ten years. 

The NFT market is like the art market: a bunch of drug cartels laundering money through third parties. Except the art isn’t real.

Nah. Cockroaches survive everything. 

One good thing about the upcoming destruction of humanity is I won’t have to hear about the Kardashians or Davidson anymore.

• Places socket over seized bolt.

Rant rap.

“One planet is home to an endless rave. (I’ll take a one-way ticket, please.)“

Have you ever been to a three day music festival?  Honestly, it’s what I would picture hell to be like... Probably fun for the first couple of days, but then never being able to leave would be torture.

Wow yeah what could possibly go wrong with that?

No they cannot. On the surface, the ability to render an aircraft unflyable via an OTA update is terrifying. Imagine that happening on accident or on purpose at 500 mph and 36,000 feet.

But they can and have been cutoff from any access to maintenance records and updated maintenance manuals which is what effectively…

I’m fine with this. Anything that hurts oligarchs is fine by me.

“ Now “led” by a madman more psychotic that Stalin.”

every day is a new “normal” these days. 

Blah, blah, blah. The planes need incredible maintenance. They need parts. No access to parts means existing planes will be cannibalized so fewer and fewer maintained planes can keep flying. Within three years, I bet none of those planes will be capable of safely flying—which means for the next 10 years, Russian passen…

I think we can all agree that even if Putin stops the war in Ukraine today, there is no going back to “normal” anymore.

Building a space launch company, a multi-thousand satellite constellation, and the most successful EV company is a snake-oil salesman?

That crooked “Yeah, its gotta” sticker just... man. Deflating.