I need this man to be my 2nd husband.

I don't think it's that WoW's players don't want to play, but rather that they don't want to grind.

She doesn't, actually

That's a shirt.

How big of a fucking loser do you have to be to be diddling your goddamn students? JFC.

That Bruce Jenner cover is sickening. Leave them the fuck alone. Christ.

Always and forever adorable.

This happens all over Japan, not just at Apple.

I lost it at "lady-baby." Haha

LOL @ a Muslim tree.

I'd try it. If you tried it you'll see that the world won't explode and that everything's cool. You survived purse-holding! Like exposure therapy, kinda.

In some ways that's the worst kind. What do you think?

When I was a kid I was convinced babies came out of women's breasts (my birth mother was well endowed). lol

Pretty much.

Unsurprising, but still a disappointment.

You win.

Supervising a couple teens having a beer or two? Sure. 200 teens—what the fuuuuck.

I'm not even into women, but damn she's hot.

I wouldn't want poo flecks near my dishes, personally.