Be careful...

I wish him the best of luck with his next goal, losing his virginity. Which shouldn’t be a problem since he probably has a 7 figure net worth. Nothing makes women drop the panties faster than a fat wallet.

"How should I feel about this?" - America

Hi. Might I direct you to the "S" section of the OED. Look for the word "sarcasm," then read the definition.

Not only do I love this game so much that I've beaten it a bagillion times in all of its forms (SNES, PSX [ugh...], DS) but I'm also currently playing through it (albeit slowly) in Japanese as an effort to teach myself (and others) complex Japanese due to its lengthy, fantasy-novel-like story.

The sequence leading to the money quote starts at 5 min.

yah Blake Ahearn!

Kind of surreal, no? It's hard to tell how much of this is real and how much of it is staged, carefully curated to give off a specific look online.

He got in trouble for responding to internet assholes. Fuck people who need to be holier than thou and try to be the smartest guy in the room on twitter by pointing out other peoples mistakes in a bitchy and condescending way.