5 Live, unless it's sports, because I'm blocked from listening to it.

Yes, 3000 had a good soundtrack. SC4, on the other hand… or maybe it's my shifting interests. But yes, 3000 had a good soundtrack.

The newest one, yes.

Catfish.

"The secret ingredient… is… RAGLU!"

Not unless I learn to transcend paragraph order and all sense of comprehension…

It might take me around 80 years to finish this magazine. Time dilation.

Woody n' Jessie.

Friday, Dec. 19: Superhero The Crimson Chin

He said "pepper-aloni" (I spell it "pepper-a-lonely") only to hook up with Gina, so… plus points!

I was thinking of Pepe Le Pew.

Was actually afraid the writers have (gasp!) run out of exterminator and store puns!

I did buy two copies — the first copy I bought, I was immediately accosted by a bear…

It is, essentially, the Colbert Report in book form — he says so himself at the beginning of the book.

Pretending to listen, because their eardrums have since shattered.

I haven't listened to the audiobooks, but then again, whenever I read those books I heard Stephen talking to me. Or screaming. Depends.

SPOILER ALERT

I look forward to Stewart/Wilmore in 2016.

Andweneverberoyerrrrrrs (royerrrrrrs)

I've heard bits of Ailee. Dammit, off to the rabbit hole again with the girlfriend… but anything to get "Bar Bar Bar" unstuck in my head again :D