You know you gotta fuck up pretty bad to be worse than Penn State, yet here we are.

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Good thing there are only three movies in the series. Another panel would throw off the whole composition.

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

So... Arizona didn’t find any evidence of sexual assault, even after he fucked West Virginia and Michigan?

A prequel to the Grinch?

Huh. I was expecting to see Assassin’s Creed Origins somewhere on this list. I know I wasn’t the only one writing this game off. But after actually playing it for a few hours, it’s a really great game. As long as Ubi doesn’t run the series into the ground again, I’m actually awaiting the next installment.

That scene really bothered me, actually. Once Holdo had decided to stay with the ship and sacrifice herself, why did she wait until half the transports had been destroyed to do something? The lightspeed Kamikaze should have been plan A once she decided to sacrifice herself. If you’re going to sacrifice yourself and…

And now that Disney has disposed of ALL the mysteries of the prior films, I literally can’t think of any reason why I want to see Episode 9. Whereas after Force Awakens, I waned to see The Last Jedi, because I thought (like a chump) we’d get some answers to at least some of the mystery. Instead we get:

I disliked this film when I saw it on Saturday. Now, with some time to reflect, I’m really hating it. Who was Snoke? Fuck you, it doesn’t matter. Who’re Rey’s parents? Screw off, it’s irrelevant. Here’s some wacky hijinks at an interstellar casino, suck it up and enjoy that, you dipshit Star Wars fan.

I’m kind of with the “Holdo fucked up” crowd. Dern was awesome, but I didn’t care about her character. All we got was that she was a hardass who ultimately became self-sacrificing. Why wasn’t that Mon Mothma? And honestly, the Star Wars world reveres “Heroes of the Republic” like Luke who fly off alone to fight the…

I was one who was disappointed in Last Jedi. I enjoyed it, parts of it I really loved, but there were a lot of things that stuck out to me. Is it a bad movie, in my opinion? Not at all. I would call at least two of the prequels bad, but this movie is simply one I didn’t enjoy as much as I had hoped.

Okay, let’s get into it…

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The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Isn’t that what we’ve been saying for years? Superman isn’t good, but it shows potential for Batman v Superman. Batman v Superman isn’t good, but it gets me excited for Justice League. Justice League is OK, but it makes me look forward to...