And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

See I won’t play this as a handheld and it will remain docked 24/7 and will be using a pro controller. However if performance is that bad while docked, I have to wonder if I should just forget it.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

He probably thinks this post is about him.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

that is a costanza

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

*Spoilers for Rogue One, but really, if you need this warning, why are you in this article?*

If he signed with Baltimore, you guys would change your tune very quickly.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…