It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Only on Deadspin will you see writers making fun of Tim Tebow for hitting a game-winning single in a professional league while, at the same time, writing 10,000-word columns lauding a Pakistani team as heroes for getting the shit kicked out of them by such baseball powerhouses as Brazil and Great Britain in the World…

I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

Poetic justice will be the Clinton victory speech: “Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED!”

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Some say he’s still falling today...

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Minor graphics improvements - I don’t care that the PS4 Pro makes that one fuzzy bush now look sharper. I don’t give 2 shits about the quality of Scorpio’s pixels. As long as the basic/slim consoles play the games, that’s about all I really care about.

Fantastic.

Dear Mr. Koetter -

This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Holy fuck I loved that game. The best event was the women's vault. I actually played the version on the Atari computer, whatever that was called? Best game for that system was "Nam". Anybody else play "Nam"? It was a turn-based strategy game where you led various platoon-level units against Charlie in the shit.…