HE DIDN’T WASH HIS HANDS!!!!!

I hate Jeter, but it is stupid for people to argue he wasn’t an excellent-borderline-great hitter. He may not have deserved any Gold Gloves, but he deserved his All-Star nods (most of them).

Somehow I knew he’d be listening to country music.

These Caps remind me of the 95 Red Wings. High flying, winning lots of games. But they just can’t get it done in the playoffs. The Red Wings found their Shanahan and Larry Murphy to push them over the top. The Caps need to find something that changes them. I don’t know who that is, but this version is never going to…

He must have eaten the David Beckham breakfast.

I don’t care who people play. But I do have an overall beef with the snipers in general. That’s in every game, not just Overwatch. These are just cowardly people who don’t help capture control points and who never make a big impact. They are just minor annoyances. Everyone else does the work while these precious…

Dude - that is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for marinated shark.

If he did that on a shark, he must have done it on porpoise.

Very interesting quote because it is 100% right. Sadly.

Do they say bangers in the mouth, or sausage in the mouth?

Oof this is pretty weak. You can’t add modes to maps in DLC. People will just say it should have been in the original release!

I guess here’s my hot take. Hit wasn’t that bad. A game misconduct is ridiculous. Not even sure it was a penalty!!

Yes, every serious hockey fan in America knows the Canadian anthem.

Straight up my new favorite football player.

I know people think change is bad, but adding Jack Sparrow did not ruin the ride. It’s still fine. Especially considering they didn’t change the female auction scene, which should be expected given the content.

I was at the game last night and was excited to see King Felix. Disappointing when suddenly another pitcher was pitching. Dude was at the top of the sport for a good while. Sad to see it go down this road. Hopefully he will be back in a few weeks and can bounce back.

This sucks. Some huge names on there (Jayson Stark??!!). Lots and lots of classy tweets there. Good people.

No Indiana Jones refrigerator??? I’M OUT!

Thank you for the article. This topic is discussed often on Detroit sports radio and I find it very sad that the Wings organization is basically squandering all of the goodwill they’ve built up with fans. Every time it comes up fans call to talk about their hatred for Holland. Bottom line, he is not a salary cap-era…

It just occurred to me. The Leafs have 1 more playoff win in this series than the Lions have in the past 50+ years.